Cummuting

On the bus this morning, there was a blue-collar kind of dad who told his two kids (both under ten), “In the mornings, people are mean and stupid.”

Then on the train, there was a burly guy wearing skull rings, who I could swear was fondling the pole as if it was his penis. He was short stroking it up and down as the train barreled through the tunnel.

Apparently, in the mornings, people are jerks too.