Friday The 13th

From Diane:

This is how my day started: I got up early to go to the gym only to find a drunken man outside my apartment door (my door - not the building door!) in a semi passed out state. And while I was trying to decide what to do, he manages to fall down the stairs and then just passes out where he lands. So I call 911 and have to wait for EMTs to arrive (15 minutes!). Then I have to go downstairs to let them in, meaning I have to step over his passed out body (I don't think he was really hurt, I just wanted him out of there). I open the door for them, ask if I need to stick around, they say no, so I went straight to gym and by the time I was back everyone was gone. All this before 6am!