Monday, April 10, 2006

United Space of My


What would happen if President George Bush joined MySpace? Maybe this would be the perfect forum for the dialogue so desperately needed. Would the Iran nuke conflict be settled in opposing blogs? Or would President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad bomb us because he thought Bush’s comment to Cheney that read “Let’s wipe him off the map!” was meant for him? Would Bush befriend Kim Jong-il? Would Hilary post a bulletin containing hidden disses for our Republican President that George won’t get, but all her other friends will laugh at? Was it Cheney’s snarky comments to Andy Card that made him quit?

Would Ann Coulter be friends with George Clooney?

Will Moses and Apple Martin create profiles pretending they are 18 so they can chat up Zahara and Maddox Jolie-Pitt?

Will the border patrol team up with Pro-Choicers to gain strength in numbers?
Look what it did for Tila Tequila? She’s a star.

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Prochoicers don't need strength in numbers, most Americans are pro choice. We could just use a few more of us in Congress. And on the Supreme Court. And the White House.

For starters.

I love this idea though, and think you shoudl polish it up and send it out as an op ed.

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