He Must Like Blonde Russians

Maybe Russians express themselves differently. In the United States, kissing a five-year-old boy you do not know on the belly (after lifting his shirt) is an action reserved for priests (and they sort of know the little fellas since they usually are alter boys). Putin himself even said he couldn’t control himself when he encountered the “defenseless” (his words) boy. "I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act." The kid now refuses to wash the spot where Putin’s lips once rested.

Perhaps even more disturbing is the low-cut blazer the newscaster is wearing who reported on the event.